Neatorama linked to this hilarious life algorithm for dogs that is completely and utterly true.

(Khoi being the dog owner and algorithm creator.) I’d say my dog, having eaten pretty much everything under the sun, including but not limited to dog food, dog bones, cats (will do so when they stop batting him in the face), cat hair, cat food, cat vomit, his own vomit, cat poo, cat pee, cat litter devoid of poo or pee, random berries on the ground, random plastic garbarge on the ground, cigarette butts, business cards, his tail, cereal, ice cream, birds (almost), rabbits (almost, but really wants to), small dogs (not yet, but planning on it someday), and most of his $40 foam dog bed, clearly subscribes to this sequence of thoughts.