This is awesome. Almost sounds like it came straight out of The Onion.

For $50,000, you can have a classroom not named after you. For $5,000, you can not have your name on a plaque in the entryway to the building. For those of you with a little less to give, $50 will guarantee that the urinal of your choice will go unnamed. But only for the next 20 years.

I was sort of hoping they’d name it the Ferguson School of Business just because and especially considering my business savvy, but whatever. I’m over it. Bastards! Okay, now I’m over it.