“were u at?”

Not sure why she felt quotes were necessary. Or how she found them on her phone.

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Want to he

My response: USE YOUR WORDS.

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One that frequently comes in. I hate it when I send a text having forgotten to type anything at all.

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Call me when you get this. I have a minor question to ask you.

Call me ASAP. I have an urgent question to ask you.

Messages that we coerced her to allow to have my sister put in her phone. They’re boring but intelligible. She’s since relapsed into MAspeak.

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Here’s the run RunKeeper claims I just did:

Suffice it to say, I didn’t spontaneously decide to run in a perfectly straight line across Grant and Millennium Parks. Here’s the run I actually did:

I see a few possibilities right off the bat:

1. My pace is so blazingly fast that no GPS device can accurately track me.
2. RunKeeper is terrible.
3. AT&T service in Chicago is terrible.

Guess which one of these is most likely.

Update: Same run, different day, worse result. Much worse. This time, I apparently decided to change course and run into the lake for a quick dip, then curve around through buildings until I ended up two blocks west of my building. Yep.

H n y!

“Happy New Year!”

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This is so full of awesome.

(via everyone)

R home n btr

Something about butter.

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Please løk @ “AI” Restaurant 4 our se theater dinner will it do?

More Scandinavian characters.

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Democrat: You won’t have to change your health care if you don’t want to.
Republican: I don’t want the government to make decisions about my health care!
Democrat: But you won’t have to change your health care if you don’t want to.
Republican: Yes, but I don’t want the government to make decisions about my health care!
Democrat: Then everything will work out fine.
Republican: Death panels!
Teabagger: Socialist!

The end.