Wow. I listened to an impromptu sermon on the bus this morning by a guy who was preaching to us about the ubiquitous presence of God.

To support his claims, he went on to question how sperm could possibly inseminate an ovum in the absence of God—on the grounds that you can’t see it, and therefore such a phenomenon can’t possibly exist.

But, to be sure, God definitely exists.

Fail on so many levels.