H n y!

“Happy New Year!”

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R home n btr

Something about butter.

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Please løk @ “AI” Restaurant 4 our se theater dinner will it do?

More Scandinavian characters.

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R u up?

Usually get these before 5am, sometime between 4-7pm, or after 10pm.

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Its tommow!

One of those pesky typos where you forget the whole middle of the word and replace it with a single letter. Or you’re drunk.

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High,lookk at other

No idea.

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To ames 4 parent wkend on 26th w/H-WANNA Come?

A. My brother is not my child.
B. For those of you not well-versed in the art of texting, make sure to capitalize random words just because.

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What u get 4 A? Ban republic 40%off today PLEASE.dont make all her gifts PRACTICAL!:-*

Everything [sic].

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Verisön or at&t?

Out of the blue. What? She can barely use a cell phone. How does she end up typing an umlaut?

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