PLEASE STOP STANDING ON THE TOILET SEAT
You are making a mess on the seat and on the floor
This is a professional work place and not your home

So weird. Let me set the scene here: This is a private, individual bathroom, devoid of stalls within which to hide via standing on a toilet or even other people to hide from in the first place. It is also a very clean bathroom, typically. There is pretty much no good reason to stand on the toilet seat and make a mess on the floor unless testing one’s aim from above counts as a good reason.

I had no idea I was working among such gymnastic, adventurous barbarians.